The Autobiography of an ExtraTerrestrial Saga: I AM Thyron

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The Autobiography of an ExtraTerrestrial Saga: I AM Thyron

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katz
8 years ago

I’m severely confused as to what parts of his body are naked.

Bruce
Bruce
8 years ago

My, what a small, ahem,.. belt buckle you have there.

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

Oh, dear GOD. I deed, I deed see a belt buckle!

EricL
EricL
8 years ago

Psychedelic Spaceship and long hair? I guess the alien’s culture is still in the middle of its hippy generation.

Hitch
8 years ago

Am I the only Grammar Nazi here that thinks it’s impossible for a “Saga” to be autobiographical? And what’s with the leany letters, all hither and yon?

DED
DED
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Yeah, it should either be an autobiography OR a saga.

john e. . .
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I don’t know – can a saga write itself?

I think not.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

Extraterrestrial Saga may be an alien species, like Siberian Saiga.
It’s Extraterrestrial, and we are assuming at first glance that it is male (am I the only one who recalls “Ice Pirates”: alien genders may not be earth-normative?).

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Given what that Alien’s Saga is packing in its britches, I certainly hope so. And, for its sake, I seriously hope that those holes in the torso are actually BUTTONS. Right now, it look like, well, fingerholes in a 6-pack of brewski. (Ohhh, the possibilities).

red
red
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Those buttons might work on Thyron’s Saga like the buttons in an elevator.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

The alien’s six pack has fingerholes like a … six pack.

Jen
Jen
8 years ago

THAT HAIR THO.

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen

Maybe a grey came to earth and had sex with Fabio? And this is the offspring?

Grackle
Grackle
8 years ago

Wait, Sylvia Browne wrote the foreword? As in, THE Sylvia Browne, the infamous ‘psychic’ with the claws and the chain smoker voice and the trainwreck of a prediction record?

…somehow this doesn’t surprise me.

WarGoat
8 years ago

I KNEW it! All of those ’80s hair bands were aliens! Also, why am I having flashbacks to those horrid Neil Norman TV ads for his “Greatest Science Fiction Hits” albums?

Gaaaah! damn you ’80s!