The Oxymoron of Still Life July 23, 2015 The Oxymoron of Still Life “And I think I’ll make the moon oblong because SCREW YOU SPECIFICALLY, NATHAN SHUMATE.” Spread the love Tags: aspect ratio, bad font choice, cut and paste, layout woes ◀ Trapped in a Gilded Cage: Sold to the Alpha Book 1 The Highland Stones: A Paranormal Romance ▶ 8 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Eli Nelson 8 years ago It’s a metaphor for an egg, maybe… Grackle 8 years ago Yeah, that’s how I sleep too. RK 8 years ago What, no “bringing sexy back” tag? Granted, a naked woman in a spoon seems like a rather bizarrely specific fetish… Viergacht 8 years ago Also, the moon is upside down (at least from where I am). red 8 years ago I think “Cover Designer” is an oxymoron on this site. I like the idea for this one, and the color palette. Sending the raven to Nevermore would help, too. In this episode of Cover Makeover, Lousy Edition: http://i.imgur.com/6sdgQqf.jpg red 8 years ago Reply to red I never did find a font like I had in mind (like hand lettering from the watercolor faerie days), and didn’t want to leave it with Papyrus as a placeholder. As usual, done with free fonts and free software. http://i.imgur.com/NMQiR3c.jpg Viergacht 8 years ago Reply to red What font is that, Red? I like it. red 8 years ago Reply to Viergacht The title is Cinzel Decorative, the byline is EB Garamond, and “of” is the Garamond that comes with Windows (which I suppose is not really “free”).
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It’s a metaphor for an egg, maybe…
Yeah, that’s how I sleep too.
What, no “bringing sexy back” tag?
Granted, a naked woman in a spoon seems like a rather bizarrely specific fetish…
Also, the moon is upside down (at least from where I am).
I think “Cover Designer” is an oxymoron on this site.
I like the idea for this one, and the color palette. Sending the raven to Nevermore would help, too.
In this episode of Cover Makeover, Lousy Edition:
http://i.imgur.com/6sdgQqf.jpg
I never did find a font like I had in mind (like hand lettering from the watercolor faerie days), and didn’t want to leave it with Papyrus as a placeholder. As usual, done with free fonts and free software.
http://i.imgur.com/NMQiR3c.jpg
What font is that, Red? I like it.
The title is Cinzel Decorative, the byline is EB Garamond, and “of” is the Garamond that comes with Windows (which I suppose is not really “free”).