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Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Werewolf Stepbrother
This is a parody, right? It’s gotta be a parody.
It’s not a parody.
And neither is the follow-up:
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Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Werewolf Stepbrother
This is a parody, right? It’s gotta be a parody.
It’s not a parody.
And neither is the follow-up:
Hitting all the keywords in the title, I suppose.
Or that is one amazingly specific fetish.
Yeah, that title really covers all the cliche erotica themes: werewolves, billionaires, (probable) kidnapping, and taking place at night; and then cuckoldry and/or possibly a threesome in the sequel!
My preferred title for a parody of this kind of all-encompassing erotica would be Everybody & Everything Boinks Everybody & Everything Else In All Available Orifices!
Taken in the night? I hope he put her back again afterwards.
Seriously though, since the title seems to cover pretty much everything that happens, are there any details left to write about in the actual book?
I’m sorry, but am I the only one that feels like that wandering nipple has amblyopia? (Lazy eye?). That’s the most prominent thing on the cover, to me–a nipple that, should that guy be seen in the flesh, would make sense (as it would go back to where it belongs, when his pecs aren’t heavily squeezed and his arm bent), but right now…every time I look at that cover, it looks like it got hot, and a wax nipple slid down his chest, and will fall off any second.
Just saying.
To be clear, I didn’t initially realize that these were inextricably together (the covers); I was discussing the billionaire’s stepbrother’s best friend-wolf. Geeze, I just can’t keep looking.
I am just not modern erotica material.
One, a lurking voyeur would turn me off.
Two, a lurking wolf would have me firing warning shots.
The wolf looks kind of bored. He’s like, “Will you two hurry up and give me my Purina!”
The Trifecta!
This series could easily go on forever — indeed, one might say it’s obligated to go on forever:
Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Stepbrother’s Best Friend’s Werewolf Sister,
Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Stepbrother’s Best Friend’s Sister’s Werewolf French Maid,
Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Stepbrother’s Best Friend’s Sister’s French Maid’s Werewolf Wolf,
… To Infinity and Beyond!
Soon there will be no one left in the world. It will come full circle.
Taken in the Night By My Self.
Moobs Gone Wild. And poor Wolfie, stuck on twofer covers.