OK. OK. OMFreakingGod. I’ve seen some bad, bad stuff in my day, y’all know, but this one-this doozy is just unspeakable. I honestly don’t know what’s worse–the cover, the title, or the whole freaking concept. The ACTOR? What, he’s now up for sainthood? Wait, lemme look, I’m sure those three miracles are around here somewhere…Mother of God. Nathan, where the hell do you FIND these?
The author was already so ashamed that they let the ginormo-title obscure their name. But otherwise, nice to see hagiography as a genre coming back into fashion.
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago
That title is far too short. How am I supposed to avoid looking inside it to find out what it’s about?
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cover165-500x875.jpg)
If you can’t fit your cover within the boundaries of a tweet, it’s too long.
For the record, that title is 164 characters. That’s too long for my olde crappie cellphone txt window.
Ugh. I should’ve said “title” not “cover”.
OK. OK. OMFreakingGod. I’ve seen some bad, bad stuff in my day, y’all know, but this one-this doozy is just unspeakable. I honestly don’t know what’s worse–the cover, the title, or the whole freaking concept. The ACTOR? What, he’s now up for sainthood? Wait, lemme look, I’m sure those three miracles are around here somewhere…Mother of God. Nathan, where the hell do you FIND these?
(Anyone else suspect that that image ain’t PD?)
I’m happy to say that that one was sent to me.
Nathan,
Lucky you! 🙂
The author was already so ashamed that they let the ginormo-title obscure their name. But otherwise, nice to see hagiography as a genre coming back into fashion.
That title is far too short. How am I supposed to avoid looking inside it to find out what it’s about?