Christmas Poems to Keep You Warm Through the Storm
But it’s an ebook. How am I supposed to burn it to keep warm?
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Christmas Poems to Keep You Warm Through the Storm
But it’s an ebook. How am I supposed to burn it to keep warm?
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Just when I thought that it’d be safe to come back here.
Just look at THEIR EYES…. Santa, the reindeers, the elves… they’ve seen some shit, man!
The elves are coming and they’re gonna
Steal your turkey,
Wreck your TV,
Burn down your Christmas tree!
The elves are coming and they’re gonna
Trash your home
‘Cause they ain’t got nothin’ else to do!
—Arrogant Worms