Uprooted: Young Adult Epic Fantasy (Four Stars over Ardatz: Sovereigns Book 1)

Uprooted: Young Adult Epic Fantasy (Four Stars over Ardatz: Sovereigns Book 1)

The urge to photoshop an iPhone into his left hand is almost overpowering.

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Hitch
6 months ago

Honestly, my urge was to change that into a hair dryer!

PhilO
PhilO
6 months ago

Why’s he carrying a salt shaker, anyways?

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
6 months ago
Reply to  PhilO

A lot of the tavern mistresses are watching their blood pressure and trying to do low-sodium cooking. When you’re lugging your giant sword across country, you have to bring your own salt with you, or you’re going to end up eating under-seasoned food most nights.

Hitch
6 months ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

Are yu two sure that’s not a peppercorn grinder? I mean…flaked salt you can put in a simple pouch, but to make those peppercorns stay freshest for the grind…takes planning.

PhilO
PhilO
6 months ago
Reply to  Nathan

I guess it could be a small thermos. But at that size it’s more likely a soup offering for the faeries.

Syd
Syd
6 months ago

I guess the sword retracts to fit the sheath

PhilO
PhilO
6 months ago
Reply to  Syd

OMG! That’s what’s in his left hand! Even after a misspent youth in medieval and renaissance re-enactment, I could not see that.

Hitch
6 months ago
Reply to  PhilO

Hell, it looks like the sheath expanded to fit the (cough) sword…b/c otherwise, where the hell IS the rest of the sheath, eh?