Clarissa is a teenager born to wealth and privilege. With an IQ of 143, she has benefited from tutoring from some of the world’s most brilliant minds. She has experienced a freedom few teenagers ever get to enjoy. She has decided to publish a fairly loosely structured set of insights in the form of this book. We, the editors, have not interfered. The style is her own. The views her own. The experiences distinctly her own. Clarissa hopes this book will be read by teenagers, however she fears it will only be made available to adult readers due to what she views as censorship and slavery. So we, the publisher, will have to leave it up to you, the reader, to decide if you will allow your under-18 dependents to read it. We must warn the reader that it is sexually explicit. It details Clarissa’s sexual adventures. Some of these she pursued actively. Some of these she found herself having without being quite sure how she had ended up in them. But this is not just a book for ‘perves’, as she herself would call many readers, with the greatest affection and approbation. It is also a book for thinkers. In fact it is for people who tend to think about life, and sex, and not just blunder their way through both.
Really, I have no comment.
Do we call CPS now?
Huh, the table of contents points to TROONATNOOR so who wrote this book now?
sure this was written by a teenager, sure, sure, sure
Is it just me, or is anyone else getting “Empress Theresa” vibes???
EMPRESS THERESA: AFTER DARK.
OMG, I don’t believe it.
I just–I mean, no kidding, within the last 3 minutes, mentioned that very book (on the KDP forums, in fact).
UNFLIPPINGBELIEVABLE. (can I get a patch of Twilight Zone music here, pretty please?)