Serious bidness, how would anybody know, viewing that cover, that this has anything to do with Demons, much less a Demon Cleaner? Is that like Goo Gone? Demon Gone?
Clorox Demon Wipes! Immediately de-demons your countertops, toilets, and surfaces!
Yupppperdoodle. This isn’t how I would have gone with that cover. Nope, not a’tall.
somebody only used genuine Windex on half their window!
That’s what you get when you hire a demon to clean your windows.
I was really hoping “People” would be made out of people shapes, but alas.
If the people actually had any power here, they’d use it to force you to make a readable cover!
Ahhh…Soylent Font is people!!!! AGGHHH!!!
https://source.opennews.org/articles/our-font-made-people/
Will the Demon Cleaner lick all the gunk off my Kindle screen with its of-the tongue, or will I need to get Book 2 to do the other half?
We’ll find out in Book 3!
Serious bidness, how would anybody know, viewing that cover, that this has anything to do with Demons, much less a Demon Cleaner? Is that like Goo Gone? Demon Gone?
Clorox Demon Wipes! Immediately de-demons your countertops, toilets, and surfaces!
Yupppperdoodle. This isn’t how I would have gone with that cover. Nope, not a’tall.
The power grid font* had me guessing robots at first.
* Limited availability in Texas.
(..in the winter.)
oooh, Demon Cleaner,
I believe you can clean my demons ouuuuttttt,
oooh, Demon Cleaner,
I know that you don’t have a doubt…..
Clean my window panes with slime…
Pr’haps to an immortal time,
Cross my palms with Demon splooge,
Which will make me your stooge…
oooh, Demon Cleaner,
I believe you can clean my demons ouuuuttttt,
oooh, Demon Cleaner,
I know that you don’t have a doubt…..
(Apologies to Gary Wright and Dream Weaver…)
“The demon cleaner” — would that be a demon who cleans houses for a living, or someone who cleans demons?