This cover should come with its own Trigger Warning–“Warning, may cause seizures in the overly sensitive.”
Marc
1 year ago
So what if the publisher is “haunted by several satanic ghosts that are all seeking to drive me crazy or kill me.” What I really need to know is, does he take unagented manuscripts?
Shades of…damn, what was the name of that HYSTERICAL book agent’s blog on whatsits? Oh, god. Slushpilehell. Funnies thing I’ve ever read. I cried like a little girl when he stopped posting after 3-4 years.
I go back and re-read it, about once a year. Damn, if I could write like that guy, I’d be writing books, not pimping them. Jesus, I lost it a few times whilst reading those…in a great fun way.
Best. Blog. Ever. and surely, the best Tumblr, ever. (Sorry, Nathan!).
He is (was) a divine cross between Erma Bombeck, Dave Barry and George Carlin. Just…puuurrrrfect. I keep trying to weasel him out and beg him to return to it–because I’m hopelessly selfish that way.
This cover should come with its own Trigger Warning–“Warning, may cause seizures in the overly sensitive.”
So what if the publisher is “haunted by several satanic ghosts that are all seeking to drive me crazy or kill me.” What I really need to know is, does he take unagented manuscripts?
Shades of…damn, what was the name of that HYSTERICAL book agent’s blog on whatsits? Oh, god. Slushpilehell. Funnies thing I’ve ever read. I cried like a little girl when he stopped posting after 3-4 years.
I miss it so much too!
I go back and re-read it, about once a year. Damn, if I could write like that guy, I’d be writing books, not pimping them. Jesus, I lost it a few times whilst reading those…in a great fun way.
That is a great blog. I understand why you’re sorry he quit posting. Thanks for the link!
Best. Blog. Ever. and surely, the best Tumblr, ever. (Sorry, Nathan!).
He is (was) a divine cross between Erma Bombeck, Dave Barry and George Carlin. Just…puuurrrrfect. I keep trying to weasel him out and beg him to return to it–because I’m hopelessly selfish that way.
So am I. Good luck with your weaseling.
I’d like to point out that this book is being sold for $400……….
Doesn’t this deserve the seizure risk tag? I mean, this may be the worst thing since… http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/images/album_1456819916.png
Yeah, probably. Fixed.
Blegh