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Krij
Krij
2 years ago

*reads summary, sighs deeply and gives up on humanity yet again*

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
2 years ago
Reply to  Krij

At least she admits that the “Content [is] unsuitable for all audiences.”

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
2 years ago
Reply to  Krij

Incognito mode is difficult on my phone.
I miss a lot of missile stuff, I guess.

Hitch
2 years ago

+10 upvotes for “On a Stairmaster.”

This one is boggling. It’s meant to be horror? With what, a giant butt fixation? What do we call this, Kardashian-itis?

(Honestly, I think this “big butt/booty” shtick is a plan by some to normalize the obesity epidemic and de-sensitize us to it.)

Jerri
2 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Man I certainly hope this IS NOT normalizing! I hope it continues to stand out (see what I did there) As far as where she belongs…. I have Soooooo many ideas (picture a guy wiping his mouth). 😀

Charles Cassady Jr.
Charles Cassady Jr.
2 years ago

Might be a sequel to Rear Window.

Hitch
2 years ago

Damn, I already used my “bum steer” line on the other one with the giant ass in it. Now I’m going to have to really put my mind to it, so that I don’t get behind on my wordplay. After all, puns on this site are fundament-al.

RK@HM
RK@HM
2 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Well, I’m still gonna reuse my line: “Baby got back!”

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
2 years ago

That MS Paint thong will haunt me until the day I die.

red
red
2 years ago

Fortunately we don’t have things like this on my planet.

Jerri
2 years ago
Reply to  red

and which planet is this I am avoiding now…??? 😀

nathan (but another one)
nathan (but another one)
1 year ago

are those…cutting marks on her wrist? As the figurative camera is nose-deep in her butt?