Well, you gotta lean toward Ravensblood as the most improved. The first one isn’t a patch on the next, although I’d like to shoot the typographer over that title font (iiiicccck).
Most Likely to be Charged with Child Labor Law Violations: My Spectacular Bid (for the cover art);
Author that stuck most closely to his original vision: Natural Enemies.
Sappiest and EyeTest: I Love You and You Love Me.
Most Charming Makeover: Homeless Birds. (I didn’t say, effective. I said, more charming.)
Forbidden Memories author: “I said Barbie doll, and I meant Barbie doll! The protagonist is no longer a real human.”
Where are my bullets? Nathan, dear, Vo is Das Bullets????
Pew pew pew!
You’ve nuked my bullets! Oh, the horror, the humanity, the injustice. (Is it my cache? Damn, Ijust cleared that sucker two days ago…)
I didn’t change anything, but you’re right, they’re not appearing. Hmm…
Oh, good, I’m glad that for a change, it’s not me….
Give props to to forbidden memories
It may look more plastic than the original but at least it had more effort put in the new one