Not just any elephant’s foot. An anorexic elephant’s foot, with a cat’s head and tail.
Zsuzsa
3 years ago
“Once upon a time, there was a cat who saw a terrible drawing of himself. He ripped it to shreds, imagining all the while that he was tearing into the flesh of the artist who dared insult his majesty like that. He vomited the pieces onto the artist’s pillow, and lived happily ever after.”
At least, that’s what I imagine a cat fairytale is like.
Not just any elephant’s foot. An anorexic elephant’s foot, with a cat’s head and tail.
“Once upon a time, there was a cat who saw a terrible drawing of himself. He ripped it to shreds, imagining all the while that he was tearing into the flesh of the artist who dared insult his majesty like that. He vomited the pieces onto the artist’s pillow, and lived happily ever after.”
At least, that’s what I imagine a cat fairytale is like.
And took a dump in the artist’s shoes, for good measure.
(All cat folks know how THAT happens!)
Gener’ly speaking, this author’s cat-a-logue is a real refrigerator kingdom.