Yeah, but a photo of people looking sexy and all that would probably look like the female was alive. This doesn’t. To me, this looks like he’s about to chow down on her upper ab area, not having a hot time in the old town tonight, ya know?
Look at that pic, and think this dialogue: “Num-num-num-num-num, oh, you look SO tasty…(chomp), OH, DELICIOUS!” Right? Not “oh, baby, you light my fire.” SHE LOOKS DEAD. And so does this cover. About as exciting as seeing roadkill. (Yummy!)
I also suspect that with super-swashy caps like that, the next letter is supposed to be a lot closer, overlapping all the filigree stuff rather than after it. This looks less like “Last Kiss” and more like “L@ast KBiss”
Yeah, but those folks DIYing these at home in some el-cheapo graphics program probably don’t got no stinkin’ kerning, bay-bee. LOL. I agree, it looks lousy.
Yeah, but a photo of people looking sexy and all that would probably look like the female was alive. This doesn’t. To me, this looks like he’s about to chow down on her upper ab area, not having a hot time in the old town tonight, ya know?
Look at that pic, and think this dialogue: “Num-num-num-num-num, oh, you look SO tasty…(chomp), OH, DELICIOUS!” Right? Not “oh, baby, you light my fire.” SHE LOOKS DEAD. And so does this cover. About as exciting as seeing roadkill. (Yummy!)
He doesn’t look all that lively either, TBH. I fear a third party offstage has already exsanguinated him.
This is quite an unsettling interpretation in the context of the book’s title.
I also suspect that with super-swashy caps like that, the next letter is supposed to be a lot closer, overlapping all the filigree stuff rather than after it. This looks less like “Last Kiss” and more like “L@ast KBiss”
Yeah, but those folks DIYing these at home in some el-cheapo graphics program probably don’t got no stinkin’ kerning, bay-bee. LOL. I agree, it looks lousy.