Something is strange about those fingernails. The thumb one looks Photoshopped on and some of the others are too narrow. (For the record, I am a woman and currently wearing black nail polish and I notice these things…)
Also, the mummy wrappings (?) on the arm make the woman look like she has a skin disease.
RK
10 years ago
“This’ll teach those little punks to go painting my fingernails black while I’m sleeping!”
RK
10 years ago
“For I am Osiris… with a handgun!”
Osiris With A Handgun… coming soon, to a theater near you.
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cover165.jpg)
O! Siris are rising? I knew that b!tc# would become self aware eventually…
Something is strange about those fingernails. The thumb one looks Photoshopped on and some of the others are too narrow. (For the record, I am a woman and currently wearing black nail polish and I notice these things…)
Also, the mummy wrappings (?) on the arm make the woman look like she has a skin disease.
“This’ll teach those little punks to go painting my fingernails black while I’m sleeping!”
“For I am Osiris… with a handgun!”
Osiris With A Handgun… coming soon, to a theater near you.
Make. Happen.
The forgot to add their tagline, “And Stay Down!”
In Egyptian mythology, mummies are noted for their poor trigger discipline. It’s nice to see a cover which recognizes this.
“Finger off the trigger until your sights are on your target.”
That’s it mummy: you’re banned from this range.
Stretchy bandage on the wrist must be for carpal tunnel syndrome of having to hold the gun *just right there” for the photographer.
The name of the character in the book is Olivia Siris. I get the pun, but shouldn’t the book be called “O. Siris” or “O-Siris”?
Took me three looks to see the dangly thing is mummy bandages. It still looks more like a second, badly deformed hand dangling off the wrist.
And yes, there’s something weird going on with that thumbnail.