Given what we’ve seen, we should be thankful the cover doesn’t depict sexual relations with an actual geographic feature.
Given what we’ve seen, we should be thankful the cover doesn’t depict sexual relations with an actual geographic feature.
Yeah. “Arborphilia” used to be joke; used to be…
OH MY GOD. What’d they stuff in there, diapers?
Those unders could incontinence diapers.
I dunno what’s been stuffed in there, but let’s just say that I’ve seen plenty of real men in real speedos, and they don’t look like that. Not unless they’ve been whacked in the knob and they’ve swollen beyond all human comprehension, and lost all definition (ahem) at the same time.
That’s just gross. If you want to show us the package, show us the package, Don’t cover it with Pampers. Shades of…who was the performer–oh, right Tom Jones, the singer. Eeeeyew.
In exploring the backwaters of the Amazon, I found that “Diaper Discipline” is an actual erotic genre; I suspect the gal is smirking because she’s the “keyholder”.
Poison ivy leaves? (Them folks look like city slickers to me.)
the countryside respectfully declines the invitation, as it is already in a committed relationship with that house
Your comments are always great.
aw.
(high fives for everyone here, really)
excellent serve 🙂
In keeping with the title Seduced by the Countryside I named them Crag, Tor and Vale.