How Timmy Became The World’s First Bovine Chef

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How Timmy Became The World’s First Bovine Chef

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Tia
Tia
10 years ago

It looks like a picture of something being dumped into a toilet whilst flushing, and then noise was added in Photoshop because that makes everything better.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

Yes – definitely a toilet. Toilet – chef – toilet – chef … PASS!

Sirona
10 years ago

Puke! It looks like a blob of puke…in a toilet. Bovine chef. Gag.

So is Timmy bovine or does he cook them? Scratch that. Don’t wanna know.

gp
gp
10 years ago

So appetizing…

Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago

It looks like Timmy has fallen into the well again. Or into a toilet bowl. Where’s Lassie when you need her?

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

Uh, is that a cowpat on the cover?

Lucie le Blanc
Lucie le Blanc
10 years ago

Looks like an alien foetus to me. Ewwwwwww

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

The “book” is SEVEN pages long. The author’s bio states: “These short fictions, intense and dystopian, may be best described as dark humoured fables or parfables as he likes to call them.”

I think he meant barfables.

invader
invader
10 years ago

That looks like the result of a recipe from the blender cookbook.

Catie
Catie
10 years ago

The cover was so disgusted by the content of the book that it puked.