Here’s the blurb:
This book is all you have to learn how to understanding women and I put all my experience to write this book for you to understand your girlfriend quickly
With this book is from the Best Selling Author that you never think this book will happen in your life.
Hope you will enjoy with this book 🙂
This book has stiff competition from the classic guide every man needs to read, A Man’s Guide to Understanding Women by Prof. Emeritus Teri Li, Ph.D. Not only does that book have a much better cover, but the interior design is absolutely flawless.
As a woman…wait, let me verify that…boobs?…check…yes, definitely a woman…I can honestly and unequivocally say that it is clear Vincent V. knows nothing about women or the English language. Sadly, I fear his crimes against the language may be more egregious than his misguided prattle about girls. Thankfully, with a cover like this we probably won’t have to worry about too many men reading it. Ev-er.
Good grief! He packs a whole lot of wisdom in a tiny space. The thing’s 400 words long and he’s charging $4.99. Damn, them words must be made of gold.
For the uninitiated, 400 words is about a page and a half in a typical paperback.
The cover looks like the least of this ‘book’s’ problems.
By Vincent V.,
As told to Google Translate
*Smacks forehead* Good God.
This is kinda strange/kinda funny. When the notice for this book popped up on my Facebook page, it didn’t show the above cover, but Nathan’s snail sketch.
And weren’t you excited?
Brought to you by the genius who also wrote ’10 Ways on to Get Rich Quickly’
Somehow I doubt this guy is rich. Or has a girlfriend.
And wrote the 310-word masterpiece ‘Easy Step To Be PRO in Make Up’, yours for just $1.99! Blurb: “Easy Step To Be PRO in Make Up I created this book for sharing my experience about Easy Step To Be PRO in Make Up just let follow my steps. In this book “Easy Step To Be PRO in Make Up” You will find the way to have a beauty face easy step to make up like a Pro.”
I’m not entirely convinced that was written by a real person.
Yeah, the ‘Self-Help Book Generator Bot’ needs a few tweaks.
Was this written by someone who also posts Nigerian scams online?
This IS a Nigerian online scam!
I can tell men how to understand women in one sentence, and I’ll do it for free. Here goes…
Treat women as if you think they’re people, by listening to what they’re trying to tell you about themselves.
vs. translation of cover image: “My eyes are not up here … yak, yak, yak.”
sarcastic and revealing comment about women being people goes
[HERE.]
I’m a woman and I’m having trouble understanding Vincent V.
Vincent V: (a pseudonym?)
All your book is now belong us.
Signed,
The ESL’s