School Strongarm

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School Strongarm

I can but weep. (h/t John Harvey)

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Kris
Kris
9 years ago

Is the, uh, “fluffy” woman supposed to be the bully? Is that why the photo was taken on phone camera zoom?

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

Because nothing says “School Stongarm” better than a pixelated woman washing a hot pink car.

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago
Reply to  Bruce

er, Strongarm (@#*! spelling)

Ebony McKenna
9 years ago

I just . . . I can’t even.

Tia
Tia
9 years ago

I wonder if Dr Elizabeth Hodds knows that she’s been cast as the “School Strongarm” — http://www.carpages.co.uk/kia/kia-sorento-12-09-08.asp

Nothing like stealing a completely unrelated image off the internet to make your crappy book cover. Could have at least stolen a decent stock image, geez.

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  Tia

Someone should tell her. I wouldn’t want to be pixilated on a cover I didn’t endorse either!

Axolotl
Axolotl
9 years ago

Nice way to spoil a perfectly good image and fail to disguise a copyright infringement.

Looking at the excerpt, the writing itself has punctuation and formatting errors and is full of nonsensical descriptions.

‘Whole body hooped with fat, Alene shuffles through the screen door and around the tabby cat with an armload of videos and dumps’

Axolotl
Axolotl
9 years ago
Reply to  Axolotl

Looking at other things by this author, there are some fairly decent covers and books that look properly edited. Just goes to show what can go wrong lol.

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
9 years ago
Reply to  Axolotl

So maybe the author’s name is stolen along with the photo? Can that be done?

Sneaky Burrito
9 years ago
Reply to  Axolotl

The tabby cat has an armload of videos?

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  Sneaky Burrito

and dumps, too.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

I just love blurry, ultra low-res photos for book covers, don’t you?

Catie
Catie
9 years ago

I just love it how they’ve bothered to put a less boring font on the author’s name, but not on the title that’s across the whole freaking cover.

Catie
Catie
9 years ago

Speaking of fonts, no font boredom tag?