Ironically (or do I mean “tragically”), the first author listed (assuming it’s the same Jared Axelrod) is an illustrator and graphic designer as well as an author. If the publisher had asked him, he probably would have designed a cover for free rather than have his name attached to this abomination. As it is, he’s probably wishing he was dead so he could roll over in his grave.
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cover149.jpg)
All those authors and they couldn’t chip in for a decent cover??? This is ridiculous!
Ironically (or do I mean “tragically”), the first author listed (assuming it’s the same Jared Axelrod) is an illustrator and graphic designer as well as an author. If the publisher had asked him, he probably would have designed a cover for free rather than have his name attached to this abomination. As it is, he’s probably wishing he was dead so he could roll over in his grave.
It is and he is. I didn’t ask him, and I’m happy with the cover, but Ibet his would have been excellent.
Is it one of those dolls you cannot push over?
You’re doing it wrong – it goes in the mouth.
Oh look, second cover today to feature a potato.
It (?) looks like it’s made of pudding. Pudding Zen master with gun is wrong on so many levels.
Is he rising up from a muddy puddle to assassinate someone?
Hey, buddy, you’re supposed to put the gun in your mouth before you pull the trigger, not keep it in front of your face, pointing up.
Two of my covers on this site. I’m touched.