Apparently “smattering” is a portmanteau of “scattering” and “smash-up.”
…who is also apparently a ninja. (And yes, “MomsDarkSecret” is the byline.)
Featuring everything but Wolfie, it seems.
But only God can make a tree. Or something.
Visual shout-out to Fifty Shades? Check. Wolfie? Check. Poorly composited image that looks like it was stolen? Check.
And the covenant cuckoo!
No. Just… No.
Know what the final straw is for me? The “tattoo” sticking out of the purple jeans.
One of these things is not like the other…