No. Just… No.
Know what the final straw is for me? The “tattoo” sticking out of the purple jeans.
One of these things is not like the other…
I sometimes get the feeling that I’m being trolled.
Not referring to “the craft of cover design,” obviously.
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
This isn’t a book cover, this is a punishment.
…Nope, I’m not on the disallowed list. Dammit. (And do not look at the rest of this author’s output. It will scar you.)
Yes, it’s a story about a little boy traumatized by divorce, and I’m a terrible human being.