…in some alternate universe in which Trump is blond.
Tag - WTF
Broden and the Shark-Toothed Chicken (Broden and Cookie Book 1)
And the writer-illustrator is not thirteen. I checked.
Alien Seduction and Destruction: A Galaxy Groomers Novel
That’s one seductive salamander imitation Gila monster there, that is.
Earth’s Survivors: Collection Three. Outrunners.
Some uses a different definition of “survive” than I do, I guess. (The periods are in the Amazon title. For added finality, I guess.)