Wharf Rats: A touching, funny book about life-long friends repairing their lives.
Lots to repair.
How To Clean Your Club and Balls
And I’m betting the cover designer wondered if the double entendre was clear enough.
Cursed by Blood 4: Mists of Existence
“And then I had this dream where I was swimming with giant popcorn kernels…” (h/t PJ)
Choice and Consequence of “Normality”
The description says, “This story contains crude drawings to add to the unnerving feeling of the story.” Win, I guess?
Cowboy Watch (The Watchers Book 1)
Unless the book is actually about a horse who becomes a stalker. Then the cover is spot-on.