BUCKED: The Mountain Man’s Babies
It’s like Anne Geddes in Hell.
TellMeVision (Instruction Guide on HOW to be a Superhero Book 1)
This is supposed to a book cover. I repeat, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BOOK COVER.
(Bonus: The blurb begins, “In this latest terrifying edition of the “Instruction Guide on HOW to be a Superhero” series…” It’s Book 1.)
Mail Order Bride: A Baby for the Reluctant Bachelor
How long do you think this cover will HAUNT YOU?
Days of Old Works qar***: Heavenly Wisdom Speaking Excellent Things (Faith and Grace)
What in the everloving hell.
How To Convince People You Are Your Own Twin
How about, “How to Convince People to Back Away Slowly With No Sudden Moves.”
Barkers, Birthdays, and Murder (Diva Doggie Designer Series Book 2)
OH MY LORD I’VE DIED AND BEEN SENT TO HELL FOR ETERNITY