Offered without comment, because I can’t think of one that does this cover justice.
Tag - WTF
There’s An Orc In My Ass! (The Comely Conjurer Book 2)
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. (h/t Catie)
Polar Bears are Forever: Book One Supernatural Enforcers Agency
Photobombing polar bear justifying the title!
WINKIE THE CAT WITH A HEART: Shorter Version
I bet this kind of stuff never happened in the Soviet Union.

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