Tag - WTF

Through the Woods

July 13, 2015

Through the Woods

“Hit the side of the TV one more time, Morris! I thought I saw it getting better!”

STARSHIP CAPTAIN: RED ALERT (THE DEMON WARS Book 1)

July 11, 2015

STARSHIP CAPTAIN: RED ALERT (THE DEMON WARS Book 1)

Um, unless Paramount has signed onto the Kindle World program…

My Friend Hyman is Dead

July 8, 2015

My Friend Hyman is Dead

If any of the recipes list Hyman as an ingredient, I’m leaving.

Mommy, What Is Eggcology?

July 6, 2015

Mommy, What Is Eggcology?

And also, Mommy, what kind of weird-ass gene pool did you spawn me from?

Our Naughty Fat Cells: A Humorous Adult Tale with a Twist! It’s Told by Fat Cells!

July 6, 2015

Our Naughty Fat Cells: A Humorous Adult Tale with a Twist! It’s Told by Fat Cells!

Did they also draw the cover?

Chermpf

July 2, 2015

Another author that I’m pretty sure isn’t in junior high.

Sorry, Celeste

July 2, 2015

I did my best to make sure that the author is not a precocious eleven-year-old.

Recruiting Drive: Jethro 4

June 29, 2015

Recruiting Drive: Jethro 4

make it stop please make it stop i close my eyes and I CAN STILL SEE IT