Wanted for Perversion, Trained for Gluttony (Wanted and Trained Series)
Rejected for amateurism.
The Menagerie: Passion, Power, and Poison in the Court of the Sun King
In an emergency, you can chomp down on those brass bars to keep from biting your tongue off.
Restoration of Atlantis (Blue Star Book 5)
Ever wonder if you could make a book cover using nothing but the clone tool? (Answer: No. You can’t.)