
Secret Recipes of the Culinary Girls
Safe with me.

Anyone who can look at this and think, “Yep, it’s perfect,” is not someone I would trust without a caregiver.

The Oath of the Necromancer: The Second Neoluzian War: Book Ii
“Psst. I’m down here, Aunt Louise.” (h/t PJ)

That would be the near edge of ordinary, right where it transitions into mediocre.