Murder Tales: The Granny Killers
Obviously indicative of a militant square knot faction.
Look, I’m not discounting the seriousness of your panic attacks. I’m just asking why you assume we care.
The cover image isn’t half bad, but the specific fonts and their placement HAVE to go.
Tales From the Hand: A Vampire Memoir
By “Stephan Handbringer”? So he’s bringing the hand that tells the tale? I’m confused. (h/t sobova)
Try reading that title at the size that a reader would first encounter it on Amazon. (Bonus points for the stock photo watermark hidden under the title!)