Stilettos and Sniper Rifles (Deputy Gemma Stone Book 1)
“Hey, you showed the rifle, but not the stiletto heel.”
“Fine. [splat] There.”
Stilettos and Sniper Rifles (Deputy Gemma Stone Book 1)
“Hey, you showed the rifle, but not the stiletto heel.”
“Fine. [splat] There.”
Goblin Shrub: Rise of the Harbinger
The unreadable title distracts you from the poor art, which distracts you from the title, which…
Toads in a Hole: More Amusing Farmyard Tales (Toads Adventures: A Humorous Rural Tale. Illustrated.)
They’re hard up for entertainment on the farm.
Forrest & Mr Optimus Trump : The Best of All Possible Worlds
“The best” is a much lower bar than I had thought.