Make up your own jokes.
Tag - readability
The Rhumgold Sagas: Vampires R Us
Also, check out how the author bio starts:
Hi, my name is Tim Conley. I live in Philadelphia, MS with my beautiful wife, Carmela. My son,James (JD) is in the Air Force and has a son Joshua who is 21/2 with another boy on the way. Carmela’s son – Enrik just graduated from Mississippi State University with a degree in Teaching.
…
An Angel’s Wylder Assignment (The Wylder West)
“Just keep your face mostly hidden, and people will think you’re Fabio!”
If not for the impossible-to-kern typeface, we’d have no indication that this is science fiction.