The Shelter for Buttered Women
I… yeah.
Wars and Invasions (Four alternative history stories)
Somewhere in the multiverse, there are four better versions of this cover.
I don’t know what that combination of images and fonts says, but it doesn’t say “teen abduction thriller.”
London Adventure: A Clean Romance
This author’s covers take “doesn’t look like a romance novel” to new levels.
Storyteller Walkabout Workbook: write your own historical story in 10 easy lessons
It’s like this cover was assigned to this book at random.
The only thing I like more than butterflies with my military thrillers is cover quotes from people in the Witness Relocation Program.