The Viking & the hermit: Shaku Riding(Children’s Illustrated Book Series Adventure Age 5-9)
Because your children are terrible and don’t deserve any better. (h/t Mr Bookson)
Tag - punctuation matters
And they call me “Ace” Rimmer. (Also, the capitalization in the byline is weirding me out.) (h/t PJ)
Maybe a little more grounding in reality would be good.