Fran and Max: the Bungalow (The McBride Romances Book 1)
Always sanitize your Max before sticking it in your eye. (Also, it’s about escape from human trafficking.)
Tag - punctuation matters
The Adventures of Nicky and Charlie: Through the Sprinkler
They look like they already went through the woodchipper.
A better-than-average attempt at cobbling art together from disparate sources, but… No.
No offense, friend, but I don’t think many people will pay YOU to read 164,000 words of this.
Bullyycee: Security Agents of the State – The pungently offensive privileged and the powerful
Imagine having all those words on the cover and still not really saying anything. As it were.