ELDRITCH EVOLUTIONS: 26 Dark Science Fiction & Fantasy Stories
Make your own “devolution” joke.
Monsters of Wisconsin: Mysterious Creatures in the Badger State
The ghost of Jack Kirby called. He said you might want to tone down the foreshortening a bit.
Belalcázar’s Curse: A Paranormal Mystery
Eh, nothing that a pair of single-vision eyeglasses can’t cure.
Aliens finally come to ask us what the hell’s up with our light sources.
“Gotta get those bars in there to show imprisonment!”
” And the wagon is for –?”
“SHUT UP.”