Yeesh, what maroons…
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“And then I thought, What if I use a cover that appeals to NOBODY?” (h/t David)
REALMS of Alexonia: Mobilizing Egan (Christian Series Book One)
And I warn you, the blurb and sample exhibit some prime ESL prose.
As bad as this copy of Renoir looks at first glance, it gets even worse when you read the blurb:
The legend of Voodoo Lucy lives on as Lucinda Jones continues her life of intrigue in New Orleans in the heart of the historic French Quarter. Her interesting, unique relationships are interwoven with drug dealer Felipe Cruz, New Orleans Detective Mario DeLuca, and Stella James, an on-again, off-again romance, as Lucy seeks to right the wrongs in her life.
The Mystery Healer of Smoky Mountain: Inspirational Medical Romance
I hope someone heals her cheekbone.
