on the nose – Page 30 – Lousy Book Covers

As the River Rises: The Rain Falls

April 29, 2014

Nathan

Covers

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As the River Rises: The Rain Falls

(Or, as the title appears on Amazon, As The River Rises: As The Rain Falls The River Rises (The Floral Covenant).)

Pro Tip: The only interesting part of your cover illustration should NOT be where you place your title.

Bonus: Nobody cares about your marital status.

The Ways of Mages

March 30, 2014

Nathan

Covers

12 Comments

The Ways of Mages

It’s like every single design option was decided the wrong way.

Lazar’s Intrigue

November 8, 2013

Nathan

Covers

2 Comments

Lazar’s Intrigue

The warring image and title almost distract you from the type mismatch. Or vice-versa. (h/t Suzie)

Ransom

September 28, 2013

Nathan

Covers

4 Comments

Ransom

You couldn’t think of anywhere else to place that text? Really?

Stone’s Ghost

August 10, 2013

Original title: “A Noseful of Stone’s”

Lost Innocent

January 22, 2013

Nathan

Covers

Lost Innocent

Lost type.

The Lambsridge Wolves

November 1, 2012

Nathan

Covers

The Lambsridge Wolves

So close, but… dang.

The Invasion of 2020,a Shifter Dystopia (Shifter Evolutions Book #1)

October 27, 2012

Nathan

Covers

The Invasion of 2020,a Shifter Dystopia (Shifter Evolutions Book #1)

“Help! By dose has beed idvaded!”

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