A to Z How to Make Organic Body Care Products at Home for Total Beginners
Um, the first “organic” thing I think of that leaves brown smears is…
Tag - on the nose
Dolly Goes To School: Dolly The Duck 2
The art is great, and WHAT THE HELL POSSESSED YOU TO DO THAT WITH THE TEXT???
“Hey, see that big empty space across the bottom? We could put the title –”
SPLAT
Or right across the nose, that works too.”
Amelia Sinatra: What Hammer Wants
I’m sure there’s a joke in here somewhere about “getting nailed,” but I’m far too dignified to indulge in it.
Sinth Seeker – A Sci-Fi Alien Romance: Sinth Strain Book 1
Even by the standards of sci-fi romances…
Elementary: 4 Mysteries from the Case Files of Sherlock Holmes
My favorite is “The Mystery of the Wherever-the-Hell Type.”
Empyrean (The Brin Chronicles Book 3)
ProTip: Make the words hard to read, but place them in the center of everything.