This is the visual equivalent of hitting yourself over the head with a bat.
Tag - om-nom-nom de plume
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I bet people are anxious to read a book whose cover looks like “my job but even MORE soul-sucking!”
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1814: Crime and Capital Punishment
Protip: Always put a period at the end of your pen name. Because.
The Vampire Who Fell Down The Rabbit Hole
Yes, that’s just what Alice in Wonderland needed: vampires.