Words fail me. Possibly because I am not the Greatest Poet Alive.
Tag - om-nom-nom de plume
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Buck & Billy Tales of the Weredeer
Actually, without reading the book, I don’t know if this is a bad cover; it might be a perfect representation of what to expect. I just wanted to inflict it on you. (h/t Penny)
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Chyld of Prophecy (Rise of the Blood Queen Book 1)
Because “chyld” is so much more fantastical than “child.”
Invention of the Sound Sphere (Sonton Lawson #1)
There are times when the book’s description says it all:
Sonton Lawson a binturong and his friends try to find out why someone wants to steal three of the company’s plans. What use can the person or persons have for a flying machine, a sage (car), and a tunneler. Is there some evil reason or some other reason behind all of this?
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