“So what do you want for a cover?”
“I dunno. Whatever.”
I don’t really have a good tag for “Why are you including these details on the front cover,” but…
The Red Pants: A classic story based on true events!
No, it’s not the illustration. The pseudonyms just infuriate me.
Grandma confronted Dracula: Laugh-out-loud funny adventure children’s book (2022) (Grandma Series 5)
Yes, “Wit Funnybones” is the credit author. That’s the level of comedic genius with which we’re dealing here.
Spellbinder 2: The Leader’s Choice (Spellbinder – The Immortal, Ancient Druid)
Spellbinder? I don’t even KNOW ‘er! (h/t Marc)