Quindarius: Book Two of the Wizard Rift Series
Wow.
That’s all. Just “Wow.”
Tag - Mystery Meat
Hm. Let’s see if the blurb sheds any light:
A historical novel based on a true story about a wealthy Dutch woman, who went to Palestine in 1873, in order to build a gigantic, unique house in Jerusalem intended for Jesus Christ. She came to fulfil a divine message she received in a vision, in which Jesus begged her to build him a house to stay-in, after he descends from heaven to earth, following Doomsday.
Aha. I got nothing.
Cloud Wrangler: Clan Destiny IV
C’mon, I bet you could have squeezed one more clashing font in there…