You gotta work hard to come up with a cover that discourages interest so strongly.
Tag - Mystery Meat
Underneath the Gargoyle: Part Two
As much as I complain about those in-your-face “boinking the mythological beastie” covers…
The blurb says this is a book of poetry that’s “a personal perspective of one individual’s battle with drug and alcohol addiction.” That actually explains a lot.
Just wait, it gets better — here’s the beginning of the Amazon description:
On her way to an offworld vacation, Melody Spell is violently kissed by an alien who thrusts something down her throat: the key to a lost planet….