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Prior Engagements

August 8, 2013

Prior Engagements

What the intended cover designer had.

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo

August 2, 2013

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo

Aw, snap! Looks like someone got in and pwned your cover art right before you uploaded it!

The Heir of Futhark

July 21, 2013

The Heir of Futhark

I just like saying “futhark.” Futhark, futhark, futhark, futhark, futhark…

A Republic of Wolves, A City of Ghosts

July 17, 2013

A Republic of Wolves, A City of Ghosts

You’ll be happy (?) to know that the ebook cover is just as bad, but in different ways.

The Healthy Penis Guide

July 16, 2013

The Healthy Penis Guide

I don’t know that words have failed me so epically before.

The Common Cold: A Zombie Chronicle

June 27, 2013

The Common Cold: A Zombie Chronicle

Words fail me.

Maerlin’s Storm

June 27, 2013

Maerlin’s Storm

Oh, jeez. Look, there are plenty of stock photo shots of Stonehenge, okay? USE ONE.

A Collection of H.P. Lovecraft Short Stories

June 26, 2013

A Collection of H.P. Lovecraft Short Stories

Public domain: A fate truly worse than death.