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The Dog Barks When the Phone Rings
I got 99 problems, but a good cover ain’t one.
Tag - MS Paint reborn!
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Mortal Realm Witch: Learning About Magic
I’m thinking that most 8- to 12-year-olds would rather read a book that DOESN’T look like something they could do themselves.
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The Kid Emperor of Occultoria, Book 2: The Land of Monsters
It looks sorta bad, it looks pretty bad… and then you hit the “holy cow freaking bad” part. (h/t Talitha)
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Not the novelization of the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz movie. In case you were wondering. (h/t Paul)
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Can you tell it’s a novel about an incipient interstellar war? You can’t? What’s the matter with you?
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