Ah, the artistic perils when we try to render the numinous…
Tag - MS Paint reborn!
It would probably be more convincing if the cover designer had ever actually seen a porn star before. Or any woman.
Dancing With Madmen: The Wall Street Novel
Not just A Wall Street novel, no sir; this is THE Wall Street novel.
Mental Dental (murder by proxy)
…Has this person ever seen a book cover before? Or did someone just describe one to him?

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