Pastor B and the Haunted Church: A Christian Mystery Suspense (River Heights Church Series Book 1)
No, Just no.
Tag - mismatched art styles
Wolf’s Gambit: The Blackridge Peak Series (Book 1)
Look at this way: They only had the budget to pay one actual cover model, so they went with Wolfie.
TRILLIUM, THE LAST OF HIS KIND: THE LAST OF HIS KIND, TRILLIUM
So, if I’m understanding, this Trillium is… the last of kind, I guess? (Posting the full wraparound cover because (a) that’s the cover of the ebook version, and (b) you can’t really appreciate the author’s mastery of punctuation.)
And the “kern your cursive” tag isn’t appropriate because it’s not cursive, but dang.
Can someone please hack dafonts.com and block this author’s IP address?
The Mermaid and the Sailor: Glamour Galore, Book Three
Not as twee as this author’s last featured cover, but damn.
The Tomorrow Paradox: The Adventures of Mackenzie Mortimer, Book Two
No, go back to your room until you’re willing to button your shirt.
The Shakespeare Thief: An Elliott Todd Mystery (The Elliot Todd Mysteries Book 1)
Photobombing helmet!
Cursed by Blood 3: Mists of Tomorrow
This is like one of those dreams that fall apart when you’re explaining to people who don’t want to hear it anyway. (h/t PJ)