The Elvish Deal (Memoirs of Eisen Book 1)
“Oh, crap! Where do I stick the byline?!” (Also, shouldn’t that be “chapters“?)
Tag - layout woes
For added entertainment, here’s the beginning of the Amazon description:
An exciting new book is just released entitled: Guardian Angel.
Genre: It’s a Unique Historical Speculative Christian Spiritual Warfare Fantasy Science Fiction Time Travel Adventure.
Charm of Favor: A true story of the rise of the Clinton Crime Syndicate
I’m not defending the Clintons here, but damn.
Divine Space Gods: Abraham’s Follies
So, it’s a parody of some of the author’s other works… which we ALSO haven’t read…
USA: Eliminated! (The Jupiter Factor Series Book 1)
“The series is called ‘The Jupiter Factor!’ You need to fit Jupiter in there SOMEWHERE, dammit!”
The art may be mediocre, but at least the artist left deliberate space at the top for the title. So why the hell…