Dangling… Participle? (Hayes Brothers Series Book 1)
Zounds!!!
Tag - layout woes
Capitalization as in the Amazon listing. Also, here’s the first line of the description:
His name is Shepherd he is the shadow of Jasper County
HOW TO CONSTRUCT AND EMPLOY THE BARBED WIRE MINE
Wait, I’m sorry. There’s nothing wrong with this.
Nothing at all.
please don’t hurt me
Just wait, it gets better — here’s the beginning of the Amazon description:
On her way to an offworld vacation, Melody Spell is violently kissed by an alien who thrusts something down her throat: the key to a lost planet….
Woven Tales For Wee Big Folk (New Found Fairy Tales)
“No! Don’t cover up ANY of the spiderweb with type! Don’t you realize how LONG that took me?”
There’s No Place Like (Nursing) Home – Stories of Dementia, Dying, and Peeing on the Christmas Tree
All of the obvious jokes are also really, really insensitive.
