The Adventure of the Beryl Anarchists: A New Sherlock Holmes Mystery – Second Edition
Yes, I am trying to make you hate Sherlock Holmes now.
Tag - layout woes
Payback/The Bushido Way 2: A Sam Phillips Mystery
“Whoops — I guess I can fit the text into the cracks…”
“Hey, see that big empty space across the bottom? We could put the title –”
SPLAT
Or right across the nose, that works too.”
Someone went to a lot of work to place the title EXACTLY over the chandelier.
The idea that someone can look at this and think, “Yup, perfect!” still staggers me.
“Oh, I guess the cover gives no indication that the book is fantasy. Better put that on there somewhere.” (Also: Pseudoboat?)
Amelia Sinatra: What Hammer Wants
I’m sure there’s a joke in here somewhere about “getting nailed,” but I’m far too dignified to indulge in it.