Payback/The Bushido Way 2: A Sam Phillips Mystery
“Whoops — I guess I can fit the text into the cracks…”
Tag - layout woes
“Hey, see that big empty space across the bottom? We could put the title –”
SPLAT
Or right across the nose, that works too.”
Someone went to a lot of work to place the title EXACTLY over the chandelier.
The idea that someone can look at this and think, “Yup, perfect!” still staggers me.
“Oh, I guess the cover gives no indication that the book is fantasy. Better put that on there somewhere.” (Also: Pseudoboat?)
Amelia Sinatra: What Hammer Wants
I’m sure there’s a joke in here somewhere about “getting nailed,” but I’m far too dignified to indulge in it.
OMNI: An Outer Space Adventure
“Let’s see… where can we put the title?”
“Just put it anywhere except –”
SPLAT
“Never mind.”
Prepper’s Guide to Food Storage: A Practical Guide to Storing Food For the Long Term
I think the fake Crocs are the most horrifying thing here.